She is so tuckered out

She is so tuckered out

Those rolls <3

Those rolls <3

But the roommate is allowed to say weather or not I can come home because even though we pay rent, the roommate owns the house and there is no paperwork on it.

But the roommate is allowed to say weather or not I can come home because even though we pay rent, the roommate owns the house and there is no paperwork on it.

3pithimia:

gaywitchesforabortions:

sarcasmcupcakes:

ivefxllenforyoureyes:

wethetragedy:

stop-hammerkind:

homosexual-leafblower:

mugglescanttameme:

magentamayhem:

YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS

YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM 

AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED

THANK YOU HOLY SHIT

HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE??? DID YOU EVEN TEMPER THE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU JSUT LIVE IN FUCKING MORDOR HOLY SHIT

im laughing so fucking hard

This is fucking great.

And here is the culinary side of tumblr losing their shit

HOW do you fuck up a croissant so bad?!

cooking disasters are my total fave

WHY are there TWO eyes on the minion??? And fake horror teeth on the porcupine cake? What did you think was going to happen!? 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

katiedollthesillyhead:

antisocial-internet-addict:

katiedollthesillyhead:

gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.

What was that middle part?

i can make a hat

tennesseantraditions:

laceface16:

thatpreppyblonde:

Jim just set the husband bar so high

Jim sets the bar of being a man to an unreachable level….

best scene of this episode

(Source: rachel-berry)

neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.

(Source: kickstarter.com)

We&#8217;re fighting over me not having a job yet so I was told not to come home tonight before his asshole roommate decided he didn&#8217;t want me there anymore. 

I&#8217;m just so frustrated with it all. His roommate is one of those guys who believes that if you have a penis you&#8217;re not allowed to have an opinion.

We’re fighting over me not having a job yet so I was told not to come home tonight before his asshole roommate decided he didn’t want me there anymore.

I’m just so frustrated with it all. His roommate is one of those guys who believes that if you have a penis you’re not allowed to have an opinion.

satanss-mistress:

“i don’t remember the last time i felt like i could breathe theres a fucking hole in my chest where my lungs and heart should be i have this constant feeling that I’m bursting into flames and then the wind storms in and scatters my ashes over and over how is it possible i can feel everything and nothing at once am i dead inside or in love with the world i don’t know what to do or who i am i don’t know anything anymore all i know is i don’t have much time left and I’m fading away why doesn’t anyone notice I’m going insane I’m not okay nothing is okay everything is going wrong and i can’t breathe i can’t breathe i can’t breathe”

satanss-mistress:

i don’t remember the last time i felt like i could breathe theres a fucking hole in my chest where my lungs and heart should be i have this constant feeling that I’m bursting into flames and then the wind storms in and scatters my ashes over and over how is it possible i can feel everything and nothing at once am i dead inside or in love with the world i don’t know what to do or who i am i don’t know anything anymore all i know is i don’t have much time left and I’m fading away why doesn’t anyone notice I’m going insane I’m not okay nothing is okay everything is going wrong and i can’t breathe i can’t breathe i can’t breathe”